I walked into the cellphone service provider store location to drop my payment envelope. I was curious to see a Blackberry and so started browsing the display phones. I noted that there wasn’t a single Nokia cellphone on display.
Me: You don’t carry Nokia cellphones anymore?
Cellphone Dude: No, they are too good.
Me: Too good!?
Cellphone Dude (with a smile): Yes, I have seen people owning them since high school. They are well made and people don’t upgrade them. So, the company doesn’t carry them anymore.

I am a Civil Engineer from Louisiana State University. The compound word, Americaneer, is a combination of the words, American and Engineer.